January 2010
44 posts
I love that Comcast commercial where the girl is...
It’s amazing how relaxing it is not to claim to know more than you do.
– Christopher Hitchens
It’s perfect for today’s holiday since I BLACKED out last night.
– Zachary Sauer
Dikembe Mutombo’s name is almost as powerful as the N word.
– Mike David of Red Bar Radio
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You have been told that real life is not like college and you have been...
– Meryl Streep (via nancysun)
I had an apocalypse dream last night
Buildings were collapsing and people were dying. and in the aftermath there were girls dancing around flaming trash cans. Two of my friends and I were nomads.
I have 33 followers
I would like to thank you all and ask: why do you follow me?
Why is my mustache wet? Oh wait, I’m crying.
– Dean Carlson
I play this game called ‘hot lava’ in your apartment. It’s...
– Dean Carlson
"32nd base is coming in your grandmother's...
cumming?
Everything is very depressing right now
What's up idiots
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Seriously, Taco Bell? A diet menu? Really?
I am around people again and it is weird
Definitely refreshing though